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Made it, Ma

TOP OF THE WORLD!

1 year ago - 50 notes

1 year ago - 3,096 notes

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imaybedeadbutimstillpretty:

Every time I hope this line will change and Mia just straights calls her a bitch instead of a jerk.

1 year ago - 202,187 notes

1 year ago - 17,314 notes

"Calm down, crazy."

"Calm down, crazy."

1 year ago - 0 notes

"That sounds like bullshit."

"That sounds like bullshit."

1 year ago - 0 notes

1 year ago - 43 notes

"How old are you?"
"Old enough to have a marriage and to not wind up in a mental hospital."

"How old are you?"

"Old enough to have a marriage and to not wind up in a mental hospital."

1 year ago - 1 note

"I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things. You scare people."

"I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things. You scare people."

1 year ago - 3 notes

"Here’s a fun fact. You know where the term okay comes from?" "Well, Martin Van Buren, the eighth president of America is from Kinderhook, New York. And he was part of a club, a men’s club, called Old Kinderhook. And if you were cool, you were in the club, they’d say ‘That guy’s OK.’ Cause he was in Old Kinderhooks."

"Here’s a fun fact. You know where the term okay comes from?" "Well, Martin Van Buren, the eighth president of America is from Kinderhook, New York. And he was part of a club, a men’s club, called Old Kinderhook. And if you were cool, you were in the club, they’d say ‘That guy’s OK.’ Cause he was in Old Kinderhooks."

1 year ago - 4 notes

Made it, Ma

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