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imaybedeadbutimstillpretty:

Every time I hope this line will change and Mia just straights calls her a bitch instead of a jerk.

“Calm down, crazy.”

“That sounds like bullshit.”

“How old are you?”

“Old enough to have a marriage and to not wind up in a mental hospital.”

“I have a problem? You say more inappropriate things than appropriate things. You scare people.”

“Here’s a fun fact. You know where the term okay comes from?” “Well, Martin Van Buren, the eighth president of America is from Kinderhook, New York. And he was part of a club, a men’s club, called Old Kinderhook. And if you were cool, you were in the club, they’d say ‘That guy’s OK.’ Cause he was in Old Kinderhooks.”